When the road ahead is rocky...
I know, I know...I'm a very bad Shirtmaster (and blogger).
I really have no good excuse; of course, I can conjure up a ton of lame ones...
I could tell you about how I slipped in the shower and hit my head. This led to 4 weeks of narcolepsy, which, unfortunately for The Daily Shirt, was triggered by logging into blogger.
Or, how I got roped into trying to make the world's largest veggie lasagne. Except I don't like veggie lasagne, and decided to reverse-engineer it into the world's largest cherry pie. That didn't work out so well, so it was lasagne smoothies for everyone!
Then there was the week I spent leaving subversive grafitti in the public restrooms at the White House. (If you see "Roses are red/Violets are blue/If I saw most of my family and friends killed, had my livelihood taken away and I lived in fear of roaming militias/I'd blow stuff up too," you know it's me)...
How about the time I spent hanging out with today's Daily Shirt...well not really. But this post is all about lame excuses. And speaking of which, here's the shirt.
See y'all soon...for real this time!
I really have no good excuse; of course, I can conjure up a ton of lame ones...
I could tell you about how I slipped in the shower and hit my head. This led to 4 weeks of narcolepsy, which, unfortunately for The Daily Shirt, was triggered by logging into blogger.
Or, how I got roped into trying to make the world's largest veggie lasagne. Except I don't like veggie lasagne, and decided to reverse-engineer it into the world's largest cherry pie. That didn't work out so well, so it was lasagne smoothies for everyone!
Then there was the week I spent leaving subversive grafitti in the public restrooms at the White House. (If you see "Roses are red/Violets are blue/If I saw most of my family and friends killed, had my livelihood taken away and I lived in fear of roaming militias/I'd blow stuff up too," you know it's me)...
How about the time I spent hanging out with today's Daily Shirt...well not really. But this post is all about lame excuses. And speaking of which, here's the shirt.
See y'all soon...for real this time!