You should see the size of that bunny

Time for another episode of The Daily Shirt - presented in stereo surround-sound.

Such a versatile shirt, so capable of such a great many things... You hear that, regular non-starched/varnished shirts in my closet? Are you happy just being a regular shirt, spending the duration of your existence with only MY head poking out the top of you?

You had so much potential when you still lay unclaimed at the various stores from which you were bought. A Scientologist could have bought you, or a person who serves food at a soup-kitchen, or even someone who would take you home to starch and varnish the living daylights out of you so that maybe, just maybe, one day you might star in your own blog...living the life of famous people, even if it is only for a couple of days, max...

But no... So I'm stuck with a bunch of shirts that are one-trick ponies. Good work, shirts; doing nothing but converge with pants to keep me warm, protected and unarrested. Good work. But can you do this???