And now, for something a little different...

Are you sitting down?

Because, seriously, you're about to see the shirt like you've never seen it before. A whole new side to The Daily Shirt, if you will.

No, this isn't some sort of paparazzi-type pic feature the shirt with his pants down (which in and of itself is an interesting idea - how would a shirt wear pants?!), nor is it some sort of artistic statement like Shirty shopping for a dinner jacket (though there's another idea!).

Simply put, it's a brand new angle to The Daily Shirt that makes the almost-18-million-years-remaining of original heads for Shirty into many, many more. And depending on how you feel about this little space on the Whole World Web, it's either time to party or time to pack it all in and call it a life.

Either way, you finally have a use for that combination noose/silly party hat.

You're welcome.