Tuesday Morning Il'in

Mornin' Shirtophiles,

You might have noticed through some of Shirty's faces that it has a tendancy to follow world events and personalities - from Condi Rice to Steve-O Harper and the like - because, well, they're just so darn funny.

If you're confused by that statement, please allow me to translate:

Να έχετε παρατηρήσει μέσω μερικών από τα πρόσωπα Shirty ότι έχουν ένα tendancy για να ακολουθήσουν τα παγκόσμια γεγονότα και προσωπικότητες - από το ρύζι Condi στο Steve-o Harper και όμοιοι - επειδή, καλά, είναι ακριβώς έτσι καταριούνται αστείο.

(A big thumbs up to Babelfish for the above bastardisation! Thanks folks!)

Now that we've cleared that up, today's edition of the Daily Shirt is another fun-loving despot (who, by the way, is safe from 'regime change' by virtue of actually possessing nuclear weapons); his birth was foretold by a swallow, and upon his arrival a new star was created along with the occurance of a double rainbow. He (supposedly) loves Rambo, 007 and the Friday The 13th franchise, and has a Micheal Jordan-autographed basketball - I present Dear Leader...in a starched, varnished pink shirt with flowers.

Now it all makes sense...