Non-stop ralphing
Greetings web-traveller, I hope you're always looking both ways before crossing the blogosphere...
Today's Daily Shirt is another tribute. Getting sick of these yet? Really? But there's only been one other. It's not like we're making you eat chocolate 'till you barf.
But really, you had to know it was coming; this blog in and of itself is a tribute to various forms of hilarity, so to not do another explicit tribute would have just been unpossible. A crime against nature. I can't just choo-choo-choose not to post a particular Shirty face because it offends your delicate sensibilities.
So, just calm down; it'll be over soon enough. We don't want you to get carsick in your fancy office, with all sorts of big, important diplomas from Bovine University. Living that dream, I see; didn't manage to grow up to be either a principal or a caterpillar, so there you sit, getting free entertainment when you probably should be doing something more important. Look, these tributes won't happen that often, but even if they did, there's always tomorrow to see a non-tributey face on Shirty. Possibly. In this crazy world of bent wookies and legs that don't know how to be as long as other legs, who can say for sure.
Today's Daily Shirt is another tribute. Getting sick of these yet? Really? But there's only been one other. It's not like we're making you eat chocolate 'till you barf.
But really, you had to know it was coming; this blog in and of itself is a tribute to various forms of hilarity, so to not do another explicit tribute would have just been unpossible. A crime against nature. I can't just choo-choo-choose not to post a particular Shirty face because it offends your delicate sensibilities.
So, just calm down; it'll be over soon enough. We don't want you to get carsick in your fancy office, with all sorts of big, important diplomas from Bovine University. Living that dream, I see; didn't manage to grow up to be either a principal or a caterpillar, so there you sit, getting free entertainment when you probably should be doing something more important. Look, these tributes won't happen that often, but even if they did, there's always tomorrow to see a non-tributey face on Shirty. Possibly. In this crazy world of bent wookies and legs that don't know how to be as long as other legs, who can say for sure.
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