Made Marion

The Lord hath sent us a very special guest for today's Daily Shirt!

And what an interesting character he is. Here we have a televangelist...umm...sorry, 'religious broadcaster,' who has amassed a small fortune through various business deals, strategic investments (see background on the diamond mine investments with the benevolent Liberian president Charles Taylor, et all) and huge book sales.

He's also founded (or had a hand in the founding of) a number of organisations like the Christian Coalition, International Family Entertainment Inc. and Regent University.

Other notable notes include being a global warming convert (quite a coup for someone in his posse), speaking out on the evils of feminism, homosexuality as well as other religious denominations, calling for the assassination of a democratically elected leader, and generally trash-talking anyone and anything that dares expand the boundaries of his myopic little universe.

Oh, and thanks to his 'age-defying energy shake,' he can...umm...leg-press 2000 pounds. Pretty good for a man of almost 80.

Rich, intolerant and super-human. Wow. The Lord is certainly with him; and by 'Lord,' I mean 'Shirt.'