The big 'O'

Okay, you can exhale. This is indeed a new post on The Daily Shirt.

The concensus is that Shirty might be getting sick. Don't worry though. We've got the best medical care for a shirt that publicly-funded, socialised health-care can buy. Which is pretty good stuff. It takes a village to raise a shirt, you know?

So... we need to tell you something; are you sitting down? Well why not? Do you know how uncomfortable it can get just hovering over a computer monitor to read what's on screen? Are you new to the computrex environment? Anyway, now that I've been thoroughly distracted (and probably have left the stove on - thanks assorted non-sitters!), we have to tell you... We're not sure, but it might need a starchenectomy followed by intensive varnishcological treatment.

It actually sounds worse than it is. Ever had a splinter? Well, the level of discomfort is somewhere between that and watching this person's show - a mixture of self-help preachy-ness and nonsensical pop-culture aggrandisement for the Paris Hilton & Dr. Phil's lovechild crowd . Don't say we didn't warn you...or at least look at you funny...