It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed

Well now, it appears we here at The Daily Shirt jumped the gun by about six weeks, when we featured Dear Leader on Shirty. We always suspected that the Shirt might have some sort of future-predicting powers and this goes none of the way to confirming that.

"The World Just Got A Little Scarier," declares one local paper's front page. "World Decries Bomb Test," says another's headline.

Let's see. You're in a wonky part of town, and up shambles some person who looks to be a few percent sort of weapons-grade uranium. They tell you they have a gun. Being that you've already got an off-putting feeling about this person, do you really need to see it to believe the threat? This, friends is where we're at. No further. The world knew back in 2002 that North Korea was nuclear capable. The only thing that happened this weekend is that we saw the gun that we already suspected to be there.

Now that the Shirtmaster has gotten that off of his chest, let me tell you about the awesome omelette that I made this weekend. It was truly a work of art...if you're Picasso. And the colours and shapes weren't too far off either...

Anyway, here's today's Daily Shirt - seemingly coming from a place with far more sense then ours. Perhaps we can learn from their cynical, drooling, tentacled ways...