A whole in Juan

Yes, yes, I know...the Daily Shirt wasn't updated yesterday. What are you gonna do? Stop coming? We both know that's not an option. You're hooked like a heroin addict who gets hooked on methadone to get off the junk, and then takes up smoking to get off the meth... It's a vicious cycle; I post, you read and then the more you read, the more I need to post, and it becomes a classic co-dependent relationship...

Aren't addictions fun? For someone who needs some stablilty in their lives, an addition might just be what they're looking for. It helps create a routine - something they can count on in this hurly-burly, topsy-turvey, upside-down flint-rubble bubble cake world of ours.

But be warned, too much of anything, while possibly a lot of fun and generally quite enjoyable - is not good for you! It's not. Really. No matter how good you might feel afterward. No matter how many great associations you might make with the experience. It's just not worth the eternal hellfire and off-key lounge singing...



(Disclaimer: This post does not advocate the development of addictions - coming from an ex-smoker, they can really be a giant pain. But some of them, like golf, might be tons of fun. Who knows?)