More than pizza pie

There's so much going on in Shirtland right now, I'm going to need some sort of digital abacus to keep it all straight. A palm-sized one would be ideal, and giving it an LSD display would be all the better. Maybe, if I can find a way to move the beads fast enough, I can get it to play music, or even download porn from some other digital abacus halfway across the world! I hope someone invents something like this soon...

So, what you ask, is going on to make Shirtland such a bustling metropolis of stuff n' things? Well, aside from stuff n' things, we're stickin' heads on shirts and somehow trying to get some work done while we're at it. It really is a juggling act. Now, I just gotta get some flaming midget chainsaws and the metaphor is complete!

Anyway, today's Daily Shirt is yet another relic of TV dumbdom, going back to those innocent days of western complicity in the Iran/Iraq bloodbath, the birth of those coming-of-age movies like Breakfast Club or Wall Street and totally over the top kids cartoons...that weren't really for kids even though they were marketed that way (are you listening, people who put words like 'Princess' or 'Juicy' on the butts of pants marketed to children?!? I'm calling shenanigans on your shenanigans!)

So, now the object of today's Daily Shirt is being turned into a movie. Goodie. Proof once more that the 'creatve' people in Hollyland aren't so creative, as they 'reinvigorate' an idea from two decades ago. And proof as well that cashing in on childhood relics from the last generation - who now has their own money to blow on junk - is just too easy to pass up for these geniuses. And proof further, that 'voting with the dollar' enables people to continue to produce junk, because apparently garbage is an easy sell.