Happy Reformation Day!

Today, we have a special holiday edition of the Daily Shirt.

I know what you're thinking. The Shirtmaster must be utterly hardcore, to be making a post on this particular holiday...the brisk mid-autumn celebration when all the children dress up as spooky monsters to celebrate Martin Luther's nailing of his '95 Theses' to the church doors at Wittenberg, Germany in 1517. Wow...that takes me back... I remember that my favourite Reformation Day costume was that of an indulgent sinner. The crazy wig; the insane, over-sized shoes; the nipple clamps... Those were the days...

Now a days, it's all blood and gore for this 'Halloween' business - as the liberal, mainstream media insists on calling it (do those liberals ever stop spinning important religious events into secular heresy??) So fine. We'll play their game...right up until the rapture steals us away to spend the rest of eternity with our heavenly father, Santa Claus.

Today's Daily Shirt is tribute to blood, vomit and possession. It's a salute to saying swears and diabolical contortions.

I don't think this is what Martin Luther had in mind...