The Church Of Shirtentology

Hey Peeps!

Today we have a very special (and I mean VERY special) edition of The Daily Shirt!

Why, you ask, would today, of all possible days, be special? What makes this particular Tuesday any more magnificently Tuesdayish than any other?

Is it because it's the 4th of July - Independence Day - for our American friends?

Naw, too easy...

Is it because it's the start of another work-week and you get to add some meaning to your life by living vicariously through Shirty and it's various persona?

Maybe...

Or, is it because people can be gullible and ignorant, acting independent of rationality and sense, and are celebrated for it - especially if they are famous and wealthy - by a population who are generally able to give you a complete bio of said celebrity but stare blankly at you if asked to find Afghanistan on a map?

Bingo!

To distraction!

To diversion!

To today's Daily Shirt!