Lawsuit Time!

Funny, that. It was just the other day that Shirty expressed it's desire to take on the form of a copywritten image to (and these are direct quotes from the shirt) "stick to the man" who's been "keeping shirts pressed or folded for generations now" and depriving them of their rights to a starchy, varnished, 3-D existence. Seemed like a really bad idea.

We begged. We pleaded. We ordered Chinese food.

And then we said, 'screw it!' Look, if a pink, three-dimensional, shiny, starchy shirt insists that Disney Corp (a division of McDonnell-Douglas Killing Machines) has given a shirt permission to use one of it's images in blatant violation of it's intended purpose, who are we to argue?

Fine, if it's really a problem, we'll get our people to take their people out for a night of Uno and panhandling and all should be settled...