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Greetings Shirtaholics...
Well, now that you've seen Shirty in it's natural environment and as it's main personality (yup, if you look close, it's Joan Rivers who hath bestowed upon our simple shirt the powers of transmogrification AND the secret to the perfect omelette), it seems appropriate to start at the beginning...not the grocery store beginning, we've already covered that - but yet ANOTHER beginning. You know, the putting-faces-on-Shirty beginning that we covered yesterday...
So, we here at The Daily Shirt are proud to present Shirty as he first burst onto the scene (and proceeded, in just 24 hours, to become absolutely HUGE in Japan), as the 628th Presbian of the United Shirts (oh, and also the current United States president); destroyer of Texan energy companies, starter of wars and abandoner of the people, we give you 'The Decider;' George W. Bush.
Well, now that you've seen Shirty in it's natural environment and as it's main personality (yup, if you look close, it's Joan Rivers who hath bestowed upon our simple shirt the powers of transmogrification AND the secret to the perfect omelette), it seems appropriate to start at the beginning...not the grocery store beginning, we've already covered that - but yet ANOTHER beginning. You know, the putting-faces-on-Shirty beginning that we covered yesterday...
So, we here at The Daily Shirt are proud to present Shirty as he first burst onto the scene (and proceeded, in just 24 hours, to become absolutely HUGE in Japan), as the 628th Presbian of the United Shirts (oh, and also the current United States president); destroyer of Texan energy companies, starter of wars and abandoner of the people, we give you 'The Decider;' George W. Bush.
posted by Edmund J. Whipplethorpe @ 9:55 AM
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