Humble Origins

It all started with a trip to the grocery store. And it all ended with a purchase at said grocery store.

And then, for awhile, not much really happened.

But then it started again, though admittedly it was a different kind of 'start.' For one, there was no grocery store involved; though the purchase at the store was the focal point of the new and different start.

For it was one fine day that Frank afixed the first head to Shirty. And that's when it started again...not the start from the store; you know, the restart from the third paragraph. Geez...

So, what is this Shirty? Who is Frank, and why would he afix a head to this Shirty? And why did I have to make this first post so damn confusing? These and many other questions that you don't know that you even have yet but will when some ADD-infused post causes the reader to scratch THE VERY BACK OF their head in bewilderment at some bizarre statement (or, in this case, run-on sentence) and wonder why they're reading this blog when there are flash games to play and youtube videos to watch...will be answered in the continuing adventures (and guises) of: The Daily Shirt